Wednesday, September 3, 2008

College Town, College Times

Ok so since i've been here i've noticed some things that strike me as sodding hillarious. Just a few things about a college town. And also i'm going to show you the greatest invention/improvization tool ever. Ok first this is college town walmart;



Yes, thats right, ramen by the CASE and only a buck sixty eight. You can find that in your dorm couch. Thats enough riboflavin, niacin and artificial flavoring to feed you for a month. Someone is targeting their demographic...

Next we have these lovely flyers on the bulletin board at the instuitute;
Now some of you may not see the humor in these as i do. But i laugh everytime i walk past them





There were more but i didn't want to take pictures of all of them becuase they all say the same thing; One White Wedding Dress, Never Worn. Very Nice, Need to sell. Broke off engagement.



Never Been Used....HA! Ok so this cruel and twisted but lets get honest folks....its a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit funny.

Now we have the best idea in decades, courtesey of Mathew Alder Platt...Every hero has his weapon; King Arthur had excalibur, Dirty Harry had his distinctive .44 magnum, Luke had his lightsaber, John Wayne weilded his ivory handled pistol with pride, Beowulf had Hrunting and Zues had thunderbolts. But ladies and gentleman, the greatest implement of food had been formed!

Yes thats right it is now possible to dunk without milking-up the fingers. Its just a simple plastic fork, modified to greatness.

Once this weapon was discovered the results were instantaneous. The enemy did not stand a chance. There were few survivors on their side. Let us take a moment to honor our fallen enemy, who fought well. You tried hard oh ye of white and blackness. So delicious. So interracial. So easily slain by the new weapon. You were worthy of my combat.

But yes i would recomend you try it out its wonderful.

12 comments:

Kathleen said...

Thanks for the update! I have been waiting a few days now! The invention is genius and of course you and Matt would think of something like that. The dresses.... well, pretty funny!
See you Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kates said...

3 packages of oreos? Wow! MK can't wait to see you!

Rylee said...

Thats a lot of Oreos, I guess you can eat more with a utensil like that! See you friday!

Tina said...

Now this, Race, did make sense. Why didn't I think of that? It could make you millions!!!

Kathleen said...

Now I want oreos

Kathleen said...

that was me, chels

Smiths said...

Why couldn't you leave the other 2 prongs in?

Race Davis said...

cause it seperates the wafers too much and it breaks

The Stoners said...

I love oreos awesome invention Matthew! The dress thing is classic!!!

The Stoners said...

after reading race's blog it's painful to read a post on any other blog.

I don't care how cute the picture is.......

Nieces and nephews this is uncle eric speaking you had better come with your A++ game (cuteness) faces on i need more dibbys (rider bug) if you expect me to read anything but uncle race's page..

but seriously this blog is up there in reading material with the likes of........... ( thinking of good reading material)

Linds said...

Ingenius, completely brilliant!

Mandy said...

Glad I found your blog Race! I can always use a smile during the day. Youre so funny. Hope youre doing good!