There were more but i didn't want to take pictures of all of them becuase they all say the same thing; One White Wedding Dress, Never Worn. Very Nice, Need to sell. Broke off engagement.
Never Been Used....HA! Ok so this cruel and twisted but lets get honest folks....its a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit funny.
Now we have the best idea in decades, courtesey of Mathew Alder Platt...Every hero has his weapon; King Arthur had excalibur, Dirty Harry had his distinctive .44 magnum, Luke had his lightsaber, John Wayne weilded his ivory handled pistol with pride, Beowulf had Hrunting and Zues had thunderbolts. But ladies and gentleman, the greatest implement of food had been formed!
Yes thats right it is now possible to dunk without milking-up the fingers. Its just a simple plastic fork, modified to greatness.
Once this weapon was discovered the results were instantaneous. The enemy did not stand a chance. There were few survivors on their side. Let us take a moment to honor our fallen enemy, who fought well. You tried hard oh ye of white and blackness. So delicious. So interracial. So easily slain by the new weapon. You were worthy of my combat.
But yes i would recomend you try it out its wonderful.