Well ladies and gentleman, let me here officially announce that I was chosen as a winner in the blogging contest, and that I have been awarded a new Amazon Kindle!
I am truly grateful for this gift, and I must give you credit for my winning. You diligently voted for me when I asked and that helped to get me into the judging.
Also, my brother Chantz must be given credit. I am sure that his girly belly laugh in the winning post was a key factor to the victory. In the end it was somewhat like a business.
I created a product.
You supported it because you liked it.
You gain joy and happiness and I gain payment (a kindle).
But of course, this means that I am the only one that wins a Kindle. My blog currently has about 100 registered followers, who can be seen on the right had side of the page. Out of roughly 100 members, I (the creator/author) am the only one who won a Kindle.
That makes me the dreaded 1%!
If you have been following the news recently you have noticed the "Occupy" protests that have been going on. They are unhappy with the wealthiest 1% of the American population.
I feel it my American duty to be progressive and fair-minded by OCCUPYING THE COLOG!
I will hereby cut my Amazon Kindle into equal pieces and distribute it to my loyal fans.
I mean after all, is it fair that I, the creator of this blog get an award for my work? What right do I have to claim the reward for my effort? That sounds un-American, unfair and illogical.
I sincerely apologize for working in order to make a good blog that people like. I am sorry that I won an award. It is shameful that I accept payment for doing what I do. Why that sounds like...The American Dream!
The Colog 1%.